Te ure o te mea hanga Tenta-Dick - Tōrorirori Whakapōrearea maha-32 cm

Ka tae hōhonu tēnei ringaringa roa ki roto i a koe! I hoahoatia mō te ngahau i muri, he rārangi kapo ngote tō tēnei ure ringaringa karakara i tētahi taha, ā, he kakau whiri, whai ripa hoki i te roa o tōna ringaringa 11 inihi. Ka whakakotahihia e te hoahoa karakara ngā whero, kōwhai me ngā kahurangi hei waihanga i tētahi āhua ahurei he unahi, he mea tipua, ā, ka puta noa i roto i ō taonga tākaro! He mea hanga ki te hiraka pai, kore pthalate, he pūmau tōna matua, he ngāwari, he māeneene hoki. Whakamahia te turanga momi kapu whānui hei pupuri i te wāhi, ka whakamahia kia kore e mau i te ringa, ka honoa rānei ki tētahi here-whakarere hototahi mō te kakahu cosplay whakahirahira, tākaro whakaari wawata, tākaro pegging wera rānei! He pito kopikopiko tō tēnei ure pīrahi kia ngāwari te kuhunga, ā, ka rahi haere ka hōhonu haere koe, engari ka noho pīrahi tonu kia taea ai e koe te haere tawhiti atu, te tākaro roa atu hoki! Ka mutu te tākaro, horoia te dildo ki te wai mahana me te hopi, ka whakamahi i te horoi taonga tākaro hei rehu horoi. Horoia kia maroke, ka rongoa ki te wāhi mātao, pouri, kia kore ai e pā mai te rā.

Ka ruku koe ki raro i te wai, he rangimārie, he marino, he whānui. E pai ana koe ki te matara atu i ngā haruru katoa me ngā rama o te tāone, ka ngaro noa atu i roto i ngā wai mahana. Ka neke te ia i runga i tō kiri, ā, ka rongo koe i ngā wai mātao me ngā wai mahana katoa e tūtaki ana i te huringa o ngā tauira huarere. He ataahua te wherikotanga, te tae, me te kakano o te moana. Ka whakapau koe i te wā e ruku hōhonu ana, ka eke ki runga ki te poti iti ki te hā hāora hou, me te whakataurite i ō taumata hāora me te hauota kia kore ai koe e whara i te ruku. Ka ruku koe ki roto, ko te ruku tuatahi o te rā, ka whai wā koe ki te tirotiro i tētahi akau hou. Kua mau noa koe i te kaukau me ō taputapu ruku; waimarie, he mahana te wai. He tino kanapa ngā tae o tēnei, ka ohorere koe! Kīhai anō koe kia kite i te tini o ngā mea hanga me ngā tae i mua. He mea hou tēnei? He mea kāore anō kia kitea? Ka mau tētahi mea i tō kanohi, ā, ka tahuri koe ki te tiro, ka ngaro atu. He nui tonu tō hāora i roto i tō tank, nō reira ka kauhoe koe i muri, ka kumea e te pākiki. Ka kite anō koe i te kanapa o te tae, ka kitea tētahi ringaringa roa. Ahakoa te mōrearea o ngā mea hanga hou, kāore anō kia mōhiotia, ka whai koe i a ia i te akau. Ka kauhoe koe ki mua, ka mau koe ki tētahi kokonga iti o te akau. He rite ki te maze, ā, me rapu koe i tō huarahi kia puta atu i te maze ngāwari whero me te kore e piki ki runga. Ka kitea e koe te putanga, ka kite koe i te mea hanga! He wheke nui, ataahua! Ka neke ia i roto i te wai me te mea e mānu ana, ā, ka torōtia ōna ringa, ka mau ki te akau, me te mea kei te aukati i tō huarahi. Kāore e taea e koe te hoki, kāore hoki e taea e koe te haere atu i roto i a ia. Ka tīmata koe ki te māharahara, engari kei te tino pīrangi koe ki tēnei tūtakitanga ahurei! Kāore anō koe kia kite i tētahi wheke pēnei he tino kanapa ngā tae o tōna tinana katoa! Ka peke ohorere te wheke mai i te pito o te akau ki runga i a koe! Ka takai ōna ringaringa ki a koe, ka reka ia i tō kiri, ka rongo i tō tinana. Me āta pupuri koe i tō kanohi hāora ki tō waha kia manawa tonu ai. E rua noa ō ringa, kāore e taea e koe te whawhai ki ōna waru, ringa rapu! Ka tīmata tētahi ki te ngoki ki raro i tō kākahu, ka unuhia. Ka mataku koe, engari ka mau te wheke i a koe kia kore e neke! Ka rere mai tētahi hūpē… he mea kāore koe i whakaaro ka taea… ā, ka kuhua ki roto i tō poka, ka pana, ka pana kia tae rawa… Ka hāparangi koe, ka tata ngaro tō kanohi hāora, ka kōhumuhumu tō karanga ohorere e ngā mirumiru me te wai. Kei roto te ringaringa i a koe, ā, kei te rapu, kei te reka i a koe mai i roto!! I te tuatahi ka mataku koe, engari ka mōhio koe he tino, tino pai…

- Ngā Inenga:
Te roa katoa: 32 cm
Te roa ka taea te kuhu: 29.2 cm
Te whānui tino whaiti ka taea te kuhu: 3 cm
Te whānui tino whānui ka taea te kuhu: 4.8 cm

- Ngā Taonga: Hiraka
- Ngā Tae: Aniwaniwa, Kōpūtoitoi

- Ngongo Tara Wawata: He karakara tēnei ure ringaringa roa, pīrahi, he āhua unahi nō te mea he mirumiru, he kōhuruhuru whero, kōwhai, kahurangi kei roto. He rārangi kapo ngote tō tētahi taha, ā, he māeneene, he ripa te toenga mō tō ngahau!
- Turanga Momi Kapu: Kia pai te turanga momi kapu whānui o tēnei dildo. Me pēhi noa ki te mata papatahi, ka pai ki te eke kia kore e mau i te ringa!
- Hototahi ki te Here: He hototahi te turanga whānui, whai ngutu ki te nuinga o ngā here-whakarere kia taea ai e koe te mau, ka tākaro i te pūāhua whakaari wawata ka hanga e koe!
- Hiraka Pai: He mea hanga ki te hiraka pai, haumaru-tinana, kore pthalate, he pai rawa te whakamahi me ngā hinu whakahinuhinu-wai, hinu-rānei.