Tīraha Kirikā Kē

Ko tēnei tōtō Cosmic Creature Cocks he Alienoid, ā, kei waenganui pū i ōna karu tōna ure! Kia pai te eke i tōna kanohi me te pārekareka ki tēnei tōtō whetū aniwaniwa! He whero, he papura, he kahurangi, he pango, he kōataata hoki. He tino kahurangi motuhake tēnei, kua reri ki te āwhina i a koe ki te rere atu ki tētahi atu ao o te ngahau! He tōtō whai kōputaputa, whai awaawa hoki, me te pito rōrahi mō te kuhunga ngāwari. He whānui, he whai papa tōna take e rua ngā mahi: he kapu ngote kaha mō te eke-kore-ringa ina takitahi koe, me te tōtō-strapon haumaru, hototahi hoki e uru ana ki te nuinga o ngā here mō te takaro takirua me te pegging. He mea hanga ki te hiraka kounga teitei, kore-phthalate, haumaru-tinana, he pai rawa atu te whakamahi me ngā hinu whakahinuhinu-wai anake. Hei horoi i muri i te whakamahi, horoia ki te wai māhana me te hopi ngāwari, kātahi ka horoi ka rehu ki te horoi taonga i mua i te tuku kia maroke ki te hau. Kaua e waiho ki te rā tika me te wera, ā, kaua e penapena tahi me ētahi atu taonga hiraka.

Ka herea ō ringaringa me ō waewae ki ngā taura mātotoru, ka horahia koe kia whānui mō te tirotiro. Ko te mea hanga i mua i a koe he rite ki tētahi whakaahua mai i te Hubble telescope, he kohurihuri o ngā whetū me te ātea hohonu tōna tinana katoa. Ka kitea e koe tōna āhua engari kāore i tōna kanohi; kua huna e ia ki tētahi kōpaki hiriwa mātotoru. Ka tirotirohia koe e ia, he hihiko ōna karu whānui, mārama ki te kite i ia inihi o tō tinana tahanga, kore kākahu. Ka whiriwhiri koe ka ngana ki te kume atu i ngā here, ka mārō, ka pēhia tō tinana. Ka mutu koe me te tangi o te pouri, ka hinga ki te teepu. Te āhua nei ka kitea e ia tētahi mea whakamere i waenganui i ō huha, ka mau i tētahi maihao whetū ka mirimiri i ō ngutu i mua i te kuhu atu. Ka hēmanawa koe, ka aue i te ngahau tūpono i te mea kua kitea e ia te wāhi pū o tō patene ngahau. Ka hoki whakamuri ia i te miharo, engari ka kuiti ōna karu ka whakahekea tōna kanohi ki raro. Ka mataku koe, kāore i te mōhio me aha, me pēhea rānei te ahua. Nāwai rā, ka hikitia e ia tōna upoko ka tangohia te kōpaki. Ka titiro koe, me ngā karu whānui i te kore whakapono, i te kitenga i tētahi tōtō nui e tarewa ana i waenganui i ōna karu i waenganui pū i tōna kanohi. I huna e ia tēnei tōtō aniwaniwa nui i muri i tētahi kōpaki hiriwa, ā, ināianei kua mārama kua kitea e ia he wāhi mākū, pahekeheke hoki hei whakauru! Ka whakahekea e ia tōna upoko ka tanumia tōna tōtō ki te hilt. Ka tangi koe i te wehi, engari ka huri ngā tangi ki te aue i te mea ka tuku koe ki te ngahau e hiahia ana koe ki te whakakahore… engari he tino pai te ahua! Ka eke koe i tōna kanohi i te mea ka korohū ia i tētahi reo tangata ke ka inu i ngā pata katoa o ō wai!

Ngā Āhuatanga:

• Hiraka kounga teitei


• Take kapu ngote


• Hototahi ki te here


• Mārō engari he ngāwari
  


• Kore-phthalate

Ngā Inenga:

• Te roa katoa: 8.8 inihi.


• Te roa ka taea te kuhu: 6.7 inihi.


• Te diameter whaiti rawa ka taea te kuhu: 1.6 inihi.


• Te diameter whānui rawa ka taea te kuhu: 2 inihi.