Tito Merman Nui Whakahirahira
Nā Creature Cocks
Kua reri ki te ruku hōhonu? He tino pai tēnei ure roa, nui o Majestic Merman mō te tūhura i ngā hōhonutanga o ō hiahia! Ki te āhua aniwaniwa kānapanapa e tino puta ana i roto i ō tākaro me ō taputapu, he tino ataahua tēnei tākaro, he pūhiko hoki! Ko te piropiro S-āhua ki te kōata e āwhina ana kia kitea ngā wāhi tika katoa. I a ia e uru ana ki a koe mā te tino hōhonu, neke atu i te 10 inihi te roa, ka whakaihiihi anō ngā puku, ngā awaawa, ngā paepae, ngā kōpiko, ngā piko me ngā puru i a koe! He pane porotaka tō tēnei ure kiko mō te whakauru ngāwari ake, engari he tinana whīroki, matotoru e whānui ai ō rohe! He mea hanga mai i te silicone teitei, ngāwari, kore-phthalate, he haumaru tēnei ure mō te tinana, ā, he pai rawa kia whakamahia ki te hinu whakahinuhinu-wai anake. Kia pai ngā ekenga ringa kore nā te kapu momi kaha! Tonoa he hoa ki te whakangahau i ngā mahi cospley, i ngā mahi whai-tūmomo rānei, ka whakamahi i tā rātou herenga tino pai ki te huri i tēnei ure hei whitiki-waho! I muri iho, kia horoia ki te wai māhana me te hopi ngāwari, kātahi ka rehutia ki te horoi tākaro ka whakamaroke ki te hau. Kia matara atu i te rā tika me te wera.
Kāore rawa koe e makona ki te mea noa. I pōuri tonu koe i ngā hononga, ā, i mahue tonu te maha o ngā mea e hiahia ana i ngā pō kotahi. Kāore i taea e koe te makona ki te hōhā, nō reira i huri koe i tōu kaha ki tētahi atu mea; te tūhura i ngā mea ngaro kua warewarehia o te moana hōhonu. He ataahua, he rawe ngā mea hanga i raro i te wai, ā, he nui ake ngā mea i ngā kōrero kore noa. Kāore rawa koe i mōhio ka haria koe e tēnei haerenga ki tua atu i ō moemoeā tino mohoao. I tū i te 3 karaka i te ata. I tae mai he tūpuhi, ka huripoki tō kaipuke. I taea e koe te piki ki runga i tētahi o ngā waka whakaora i toe, engari i mahue mokemoke koe. I te awatea ka huna koe i te rā, ā, i te pō ka wiri koe, ka rapu ika e taea e koe te kai. Kua ngenge, me te tao i tōu ringa, ka taka koe ki te wai i a koe e ngana ana ki te hopu tuna i tōu rā tuatoru. I a koe e taka ana ki te wai, ka miharo koe, "He pai rānei te ngana ki te kauhoe? Me pēhea mena ka totohu noa ahau?" I reira ka kite koe i a rātou; te rua kanohi tino ataahua e kānapanapa ana. He mea hopu ngākau! I tino whakapōrearea koe i te mea i wareware kē koe kāore koe i te manawa mō tētahi wā. I wiri tōu tinana, e inoi ana kia manawa, ā, ka oho katoa ō pūmanawa oranga! I pīkaunga koe i te wai e ngana ana ki te piki, engari kāore noa koe i... taea... te... tae... Engari ka rongo koe i ngā ringa e rua i runga i tōu tinana e hopu ana i a koe, ā, ka taupokina ō ngutu e ōna, e whakangāwari ora ana ki a koe! Ka wiriwiri tōu tinana ki ōna, e piri ana ki te ora, ā, i a koe e hoki mai ana te mahara, ka kite koe i te Merman aniwaniwa tino ataahua, kānapanapa, kānapanapa! Ko tōna pānga anake e homai ana i te ora ki a koe, ā, i ia kihi ka mau tonu ia i a koe ki te manawa. Ka kitea e koe he manawataki, ā, ka haurangi koe i te manawataki. Ka haehae ia i ngā toenga o ō kākahu tawhito o ngā rā, ā, ka noho tahanga koe, e huri haere ana i roto i te wai me ia, e kihi ana, e piri ana ki ngā kiko o tētahi ki tētahi, e mura ana i te hiahia. Ka puta tōna ure nui mai i tōna tinana unahi, ā, ka kite koe i tēnei kōata roa, piropiro, ataahua. Ka titiro koe ki ōna kanohi me te mea e tono whakaaetanga ana, ka paheke tētahi ringa ki runga ki a ia ki te mirimiri. Ka haurua katinga ōna kanohi i te harikoa. Ka ārahina e koe ki roto, ā, ka manawa hōhonu koe! I mua i tō ngaro rawa i te manawa, ka kihi anō ia i a koe, e whakangāwari ana ki a koe i a ia e pupuhi ana, e pupuhi ana ki a koe i a koe e wiriwiri ana i ōu hope ki ōna! I tēnei wā ka mōhio koe e kore rawa koe e whai i te mea noa anō.
Ngā Āhuatanga:
- Silicone Moni
- Tūāpapa Kapu Momi
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He Hototahi ki te Herenga
- Kore Phthalate
Ngā Inenga:
- Te roa katoa: 10.2 inihi.
- Te roa ka taea te whakauru: 8.7 inihi.
- Te whānui whakauru whaiti rawa: 1.4 inihi.
- Te whānui whakauru whanui rawa: 2.9 inihi.